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Publisher’s Platform: How not to poison your date on Valentine’s Day – 8 steps for getting lucky

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I met the love of my life years before I became a bit too paranoid about dinning out. Yet, with my thoughts on the six foods I do not eat going viral world-wide, I was asked recently how to protect your Valentine’s Day date from barfing or experiencing diarrhea – clearly, neither a great start to a romantic evening.  So, here are the things that are available to the romantic diners in all of us:  Before you make the reservation:

  1. Check Yelp, Urban Spoon, Facebook, Twitter – social media is a great way to figure out safer places to eat – if people are complaining, look somewhere else for that date place.
  2. Perhaps go the day before Valentine’s Day – having a packed house is not necessarily conducive to a safe food evening.
  3. Online Health Department Inspection Reports – more and more cities and counties allow you to see past inspections of the restaurant – here the past is a good indication of the quality of your meal.

When you show up:

  1. Score on the Door – it is not hard to get an A in the restaurant business, and if there is not an A on the door, walk away.
  2. If you are the only ones there – perhaps someone knows something you do not – again, walk away.
  3. Is the restaurant clean – and, if the lights were turned up, would it still look clean – if not, walk away.

If you are still there, order drinks and excuse yourself to the bathroom:

  1. Is the bathroom clean and well supplied and does the bathroom door open out (so you do not have to touch the handle) – if not, have your drink and ask for your check.

Ok, if you made it this far and your date has not left you:

  1. Order things that are simple – well done meats and cooked vegetables, and a good glass of wine.

The good news is that even if you have ingested a pathogen, the incubation period (time from ingestion to first symptoms) is days and not hours.  Here is to romance without vomiting and diarrhea.     (To sign up for a free subscription to Food Safety News, click here.)

Bill Marler

Bill Marler

Accomplished personal injury lawyer, Food Safety News founder and publisher, and internationally recognized food safety expert. Bill's advocacy work has led to testimony before Congress and his blog reaches 1M+ readers annually.

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